OldDogPaws Funnies--Sunday Dog Joke of the Week

A dog walks into a diner and jumps up on a stool at the counter. The waitress comes up and asks, "What can I get you?"

"Do you have any dog food?" asked the dog.

"No, we don't serve dog food here," answered the waitress.

He tried again. "Do you have any dog food?"

"NO!" answered the waitress.

"Do you have any dog food?" asked the dog for the third time.

"No we don't have dog food here. Now if you ask again, I'm going to nail you to the wall," the very angry waitress retorted.

The dog thought for a moment and politely asked, "Well do you have any nails?"

The waitress was now confused, "No, we don't have nails here."

 "Good!" answered the dog. "Now, do you have any dog food?"

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Not an Old Dog Story--But a Good Dog Story

If you haven't heard the story of Dozer who escaped the his yard's invisible fence system and joined a crowd of runners as they passed his yard, you have to watch these videos. Dozer is a 3-year-old labradoodle that is quite a celebrity. He was noticed throughout Maryland Half Marathon, which benefits the University of Maryland’s Greenebaum Cancer Center and was videotaped at the finish line. Then he wandered home...limping but okay. His owners heard about a dog in the race and contacted the race officials. Dozer was awarded a medal for completing the race the next day...and as his story got out donations started coming in. Dozer is not just a great dog...he is a great fundraiser for cancer research. Good Dog Dozer!

Young or old, dogs bring so much joy to our lives...this is a great "Good Dog" story!

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